Superman Caption Thread

[Apologist Puncher]

Hey everyone,

Feel free to post Superman-related pictures here, and caption them any way you see fit.


Kid: "Thanks for making ME look like the freak HERE, dad...."

[Apologist Puncher]

Photographer: "Hey, where did the guy in the pleather cape go??"
BJ Routh: "Um, I'm back here! Behind the guy in the REAL Superman suit...? Hello? Anyone?"

[non_amos]

AP, you forgot to quote probably one of ol' BJ's most popular phrases:

"Do you want FRIES with that?"

HEH HEH.

Oh, btw, duh apologists have been known to get mad over that very phrase I just said & start crying to the mods. It would be laughable if it wasn't so PATHETIC.

[Apologist Puncher]

[Apologist Puncher]

"Still not ready to give it up yet, Blandon?"

[Guest]

Routh- "I'm! Still! Superman!"

[Apologist Puncher]

"Looking back on it, doing ANYTHING for the role was a bad idea...."

[Apologist Puncher]

BS: "Hey, is it just me, or is BJ more charismatic and life-like today?"

[Apologist Puncher]

"Even Superman wasn't impervious to the horrors of Singerman Peeps...."

[Guest]

BS: "Hey, is it just me, or is BJ more charismatic and life-like today?"

Ya know, I've always had to laugh at how often the Singerman merchandising and promo stuff intentionally broke away from Singer's aesthetics. The red in that statue up there is a lot redder than the movie version of the fetish wetsuit. Ditto the yellows. If you look at a lot of promo pictures for the film (if any are even still online anymore), they all tend to have ampped up colors too.

So funny...

[Apologist Puncher]

Ya know, I've always had to laugh at how often the Singerman merchandising and promo stuff intentionally broke away from Singer's aesthetics. The red in that statue up there is a lot redder than the movie version of the fetish wetsuit. Ditto the yellows. If you look at a lot of promo pictures for the film (if any are even still online anymore), they all tend to have ampped up colors too.

So funny...

See how tiny that "S" is though? Kind of indicative of how SHITTY that costume really was.

[webhead2006]

Haha to that eye blowing up one.

[Apologist Puncher]

"After ruining his one and ONLY shot at playing Superman, Blandon "BJ" Routh devises a plan to continue on in the Superman Universe..."

[Apologist Puncher]

"Brandon, it's been 4 years. It's not happening. Time to take it off....."

[webhead2006]

Haha pretty funny